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I am your Uncle Abad, scientist, theologist and conspiracy theorist all rolled into one. Let me teach you the wonders of sex and how to do it. Always remember: IGM!
-Condoms are generally worn on bananas and not on male genitals.
It's a double-barrelled gun. You buy one shot, contraceptive. You buy the second shot, abortifacient.
BOOM!
-Birds and the Bees is also known as... (hihihi)
-The gender of the baby depends on the position used during intercourse. Experiment. Experiment. Experiment.
